Nicolas Anelka

Nicolas Anelka is the 31 year old bald striker for Chelsea and the French National Team. Ankela recently made headlines after getting in a fight with his coach and being dismissed from the World Cup.

As a younger player, Anelka has a pretty good hairline. He had great coverage with a low, straight hairline.

Why The Long Face?

These days, Anelka has a glorious, smooth, shiny dome. He obviously takes a razor to his head, and one never sees a single hair on his head.

Shiny

Anelka obviously looks great. Balding is so easy on black guys.

His wife’s name is Barbara Anelka. I’d tear it up for sure.

Barbara Anelka Looking Good

Maybe Nicolas Anelka isn’t bald – he’s a solar powered sex machine.